So you’re all packed up for your next camping trip, hunting expedition, or  range day barbecue when you notice some key pieces of gear missing. Where’s your cooking equipment? How else are you going to enjoy the most American of meats—sweet, crispy bacon?

You could light up a fire and wrap bacon around some disgusting stick, or you could explore one of these five options. Though they range from the practical to the absurd, it always helps to keep your options open.

1. Breakfast in a bag

2. When it doubt, use a rock

3. Who has time to cook? Tactical Bacon is so tactical that it comes ready to eat

4. Harness the power of the sun only for good, never for evil

5. Which cooks bacon better: M16 or AK47?

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  • Secundius

    I really don’t know what the Objective Lesson is, in this case. Too Lazy to Cook Food, or too Stupid to become Bear Food…

  • LouieF

    Just stupid, proves someone has way too much time on their hands.

  • unstabel

    They should do this in the middle east that way the air will be filled and oh the smell of bacon cooking think the people fighting against us would love the smell lmao

  • bmstylee

    You know I liked it when bacon was not so acceptable. I was into bacon before it was cool.

  • Secundius

    These are probably also those Idiot’s that would mount Battle-Axe Blades to their Rifles too…