The vast majority of our readers have probably guessed the answer, but it doesn’t hurt to ask.
Do you think beard carry is a good option? What kind of firearms do you think will go well with your new beard-growing lifestyle? Should it be soup- and beverage-resistant? Should beards be banned? Will pink beards for women gun owners be the hot new trend?
Yes, it’s definitely a silly topic, but consider this your nonsensical diversion for the day.