You know it’s a slow duck day when you look over and your hunting guide is sawing logs in his layout blind next to you.
You should always be ready and aware when you’re duck hunting, because things can pop off at any minute. When you wake up before the sun rises and go lay down in a field somewhere, it’s easy to get comfortable and drift off on a day you aren’t seeing many ducks.
Duck hunting is tough; it requires patience, a sure shot, and a lot of coffee. If any of your hunting buddies start snoring like a warthog with a head cold, shove a duck call in his mouth so he’ll at least make the appropriate sound.