Skimpy on Weight, but Not Features!
OutdoorHub 04.01.13
Do you love camping, but can’t stand sleeping on the ground? Are air mattresses and cots too heavy and cumbersome to take on long hiking trips? 12 Survivors is pleased to introduce the virtually weightless Brazilian Hammock, perfect for the free-spirited naturalist, survival enthusiast or paranoid preppers. Hang out, snooze, or sun bathe a la’ natural on your neighbor’s patio. Consisting of state-of-the-art, thickly-woven dental floss, the 12 Survivors Brazilian Hammock provides ample space for two or more people to kick back and relax.
“When we first came up with the Brazilian hammock we thought, ‘Why stop at the most luxurious hanging bed ever invented, and why not give it more uses than a Bangkok brothel?,’ said Tess Stickles, Director of Marketing. “You can use it as make-shift clothing, raft or house lashing, rain shelter, rain maker, noose, lasso, clothes line, fishing line, dental floss, and/or dental dam.”
The Brazilian Hammock is ultra-lightweight and fits in your pocket. Backpackers, bums and beach-goers are sure to appreciate the travel-friendly versatility.
“When you lay on the Brazilian hammock, you experience a freedom like nothing else in the world. All you have between you and the Earth is a piece of the finest dental floss wedged comfortably between your nethers,” said hammock expert Justin Cider.
Its Marine-grade line with metal snaps securely attaches to shrubberies, posts, boat masts and whatever else you can find. Hang it between two banana trees and swing your banana!
